so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character
so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM
when you have great text post ideas but not enough followers to make it viral.
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Further proof that Santa is nothing more than a drugged up bear controlled by the government.